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Blue Whales are so large that their hearts are about 5 feet long and weigh 400 pounds and their tongues weigh as much as an elephant.

10% of the bones in a cat are located in its tail.

Horses use facial expressions to communicate with each other.

Alpacas are known to spit when they get annoyed.

A scorpion can hold its breath for 1 week.

Snakes can burp fire-only if the decomposing animal they eat bursts with methane and hydrogen while being digested.

Sea otters hold hands when they sleep so they don’t drift away from each other.

Polar bears touch noses with one another when they greet each other.

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

15,000-20,000 new animal species are discovered every year.

Here are some fun facts about animals that will most likely blow your mind: But what do we really know about them and what they’re capable of? Especially if you were naked.Here on Earth, we are surrounded by some of the most beautiful and remarkable creatures to ever exist. The man, who would lay down his life for you. There, tucked in neatly between the messy, pain in the ass moments with a man… you will find the sweet spot. Whenever possible, say whatever you have to say during playoff commercials only. If something can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes a woman sad or angry… generally, a man meant the other one. Truth bomb : Women don’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret models. Crying in front of a man, is technically blackmail. Pam, can you call my Mom ? This may be the best ad/commercial in the history of ever…ģ4. Even when dealt with swiftly, this contagious disease re-occurs over and over again.ģ3. It can also be commonly referred to as open-drawer-itis.

Men drink well with others and don’t need any coaxing or provocation.ģ2. Honest to Pete… do you have an unfinished project in your household that can only be completed by a man !?! Light it on fire.ģ1. Stud muffin will puff up like a peacock.ģ0. You can praise them, but go easy on the pedal or Mr. Getting a man organized is like herding a cat or pushing a rope uphill.Ģ9. They are delicious for two nibbles and then you start to hate yourself.Ģ8.

Let’s face it, they go a little bit bonkers if you don’t change the oil in your car. They suddenly like to cook if danger and fire are involved. It makes you want to punch them and kiss them all at once.Ģ5. After a bottle of champagne, they start licking faces. Men would rather take a bullet than pick up tampons at the grocery store.Ģ4. It’s funny how men are brave enough to dirt bike up a mountain, but shudder at the thought of a bikini wax.Ģ3. Do you want to know who else has boobs? Your Mom.Ģ2. Booby kryptonite : Dear men, they are just boobs. Men have two types : sexy-cool and a horrific-speedo.Ģ1. Women have two types : depressing and more depressing. It’s easier for a man to buy a bathing suit : You can shake down a small village with that roar.Ģ0. For the love of all things holy.ĭear, grizzly Adams… what the hell is up with your snoring? Breathing like a normal person seems like no biggie to women. It has never once fooled anyone into thinking you have hair. If men make the bed and do the laundry, we will gasp.ġ8. When men talk with food in their mouth, it makes you want to reach right across the table and slap them with a hot dog while mumbling the word wanker under your breath.ġ7.

A saint would have taught you to put the lid down.ġ6. Men like gadgets with lots of fancy shiny black buttons. Men do things that make us go aaaackkkkkk and make us go ahhhhhhhhh all at once. If it’s attention that you want, don’t get in a relationship with a man during playoff season.ġ2. A woman speaks about 7,000 words a day a man speaks about 2,000.ġ1. If you find dirty socks and underwear near-toor semi-near the hamper, there is a man nearby.ġ0. Men roll their eyes at words like “commitment, and change the toilet paper roll “ĩ.

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For the love of Pete, what is the big deal about golf ?! It’s a big patch of grass with a little dimpled ball… MmmKay.Ĩ.